1. He's a secret Muslim.
2. If number 1 is true, thus follows that he's a terrorist. Plus, he pals around an anarcho-terrorist named Bill Ayers. Google it.
3. He wants to "spread the wealth around". He's a socialist.
4. Plus, Fidel Castro praised him. That makes him a communist.
5. He eats children. I just edited his Wikipedia.
6. The only experience he had is playing basketball and dancing. He sucks at bowling.
7. He smokes. Alot. (See my picture?)
Nicely done. U.S. Nicely done.